yay! i broke it! the fun never stops!

Now blogging here.

I can't believe what happened to me yesterday! Even today, I find myself suddenly bursting into laughter. It just seems so absurd! What happened? Well, it started with a visit to the gynecologist where I was weighed (oh the horror!), had a speculum put in my vagina (oh yay), had blood drawn, and peed in a cup. After that, I went downstairs for a mammogram. I never knew my boobies could be squashed so flat (bizarre). Amazing. After that was the pelvic ultrasound. I lat back on the table and the tech put that gel stuff on my tummy and moved the transducer around on my lower abdomen. No prob. After that, she lifts up this huge dildo and says, "I am going to put this in your vagina. Don't worry. Most of what you are seeing is the handle." She squeezes lube all over it and in it goes! Wow. Is this really medical? What a job! Sticking giant dildos in strangers. I can't believe it. And it isn't over quickly either. It seems to go on and on and on. And if you were wondering - yes. She did find my g-spot.
Does this mean I am not a virgin anymore? And 2008 starts with a bang. Messycovers was banged by a girl on 1/2/08. Happy New Year!

Bladder infection confirmed after a 4am visit to the minor emergency clinic. May celebrate my first NY Eve at home in about 11 years.

There is a new nail salon at 59 and Shepherd called Tender Nails. I think this place is likely owned by a non-native English speaker. Yes. Tender can man loving. It can also mean painful. Someone should let them know.

Dear Diary,

It has been a long time. Here are the updates:
The Health:
I got strep throat on the 19th and missed my boss' Christmas party. I was out two days right before I took a two week break from work. Not good. The strep was followed by a nasty cold. Now, I feel on the verge of a bladder infection. Drinking lots of water.
The Wealth:
Christmas was so very very good to me. The parents at school got together and gave me some cash. Good thing since I went to the minor emergency clinic with the strep ($100) and got a flat tire ($150). The in-laws got me a ring that I was lusting after. My mom got me my favorite and very hard to find perfume - the last bottle known to mankind. The brother-in-law and his gal got me a Franciscan Starburst platter to match my 1950s collection. Those are just the highlights. I feel terribly happy and spoiled.
The Art:
The hubby and I are working on a song today for Good Woman of Setzuan. I am really enjoying working with Two Star to write songs for vocals. It is pushing us artistically and I am extremely happy with the results we are getting. I am having fun with Tom Waitesy type sounds and 1960s jingles. I will be booked with plays (hopefully) January thru the summer.
The Friends:
Chris King, who I played with in The Seximals, has been in the hospital for a month. Don't drink and drive! He banged his head pretty bad and, well, we really don't know much more about how or when he will recover. He was in a coma but is out of it now. I think about him constantly. I hope to hear good news soon.
The Travel:
This month: Chicago and Puerto Vallarta. Yay!